Did you hear Kim Jong Nam, the “Black Sheep” half-brother of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, died yesterday at the Kuala Lumpur airport in Malaysia? Well, actually he was assassinated. By two women with “poison needles” believed to be North Korean agents (the two apparently escaped).
If that weren’t a bat shit crazy story out of a spy novel itself, one of the women was wearing a “LOL” t-shirt:
Which can be a complete coincidence or she’s just a badass bitch who thought it’d be cool to troll the dude you’ve been assigned to kill while you’re killing him.
And if it’s the latter…DAYUM!