Emmie's Offenses

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T is for tattoo, tubetop, tête-à-tête,Taegu, Takoradi, Taki-Taki,tagine, turmeric, taleggio,takahe, talapoin, taeniodont,Twitter, texting, Tub...

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As a kid, my main goal was to go unnoticed, so I could read books and eat Pringles or Hot Tamales or whatever joyous junk food I’d picked up during...

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Lesson

Dad yanked out one of my hairs. “Ow!” “This is the correct way to floss,” he said, and demonstrated on his medical skull.

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Road Trip

At the end of summer, Claire moved out of her beloved and superbly-priced Mission studio, since she was heading off to business school. She loaded...