Emmie's Offenses

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Arty Farty

Question

"Am I more like you, or like Dad?" Mom thought for a while, stirring her tea eggs. "You are from outer space," she answered. "How about Petra...

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Arty Farty

Saturdays

Every Saturday morning, Mom drove Petra and I to ballet. Petra’s class started first, so I sat in a small waiting room downstairs on a hard bench c...

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Arty Farty

Closet

Mom sailed into the room and went straight to my closet. “Why are you hiding wine in your closet?!”“I’m not hiding it. I buy bottles in case...

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Arty Farty

School Night

Petra arrived home, pissed off.  Ballet rehearsals often upset her. I hopped into the shower when I heard the garage door closing and Petra snappi...