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I understand that in the big scheme of things this is a trivial story, but since I hate the sentient Orange Chicken currently occupying the White House so much, I’m going to share it anyway.

The Association of Southeast Asian Nations summit kicked off in Manila on Monday with a ceremonial handshake where the world leaders in attendance cross their arms and hold hands. Here’s then-President Obama participating in the ritual at last year’s conference. Pretty simple, right?

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Well, leave it to Trump to fuck up something even that simple.

At first, Trump seems confused about where he’s supposed to be. Luckily, Philippines leader Duterte aka Asian Trump is there to help out:

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Still confused:

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Still confused:

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“Oh, me think me understand”:

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“Now, I think I’m constipated”:

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Confused and constipated:

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Yeah, fuck this guy!

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