Do you want to misanthropically cut yourself off from all human contact but still stay warm and stylish at the same time?
Behold the “Leave Me Alone Sweater” created by engineer and maker Ruth Grace Wong that will allow you do just that. You can pull it over your head and zip it up to avoid all human interaction or it can be worn more conventionally as Wong explains:
This sweater is convertible! You can wear it three ways: cowl neck, off-the-shoulder, and leave me alone. The leave me alone mode is more of a statement than a functional piece of clothing – I can’t see anything through my sweater. If you find yourself using the leave me alone mode a lot, you could add eye holes.