In a time of despair and darkness–living under the leadership of a Mango Mussolini who could end the American way of life, if not all life itself, comes a beacon of…hope. A ray of sunshine cutting through the dark clouds:

The Hello Kitty Spam Kit is back, mofos!


The kit lets you make delicious Spam Musubi with a Hello Kitty-shaped rice head in a matter of minutes.

The kit sells for only $20 and comes with a 12-ounce can of Less Sodium Spam with the Hello Kitty mold and Spam Musubi mold.

Faith in humanity restored. For now…