Sanrio, best known for unleashing Hello Kitty onto the world, has introduced a new character: Aggretsuko the red panda. Like Hello Kitty, she’s cute and adorable. But unlike Hello Kitty, she also seems to be an office shooter just waiting to happen with a lot of barely suppressed rage that manifests itself in violent fantasies, angry karaoke and binge drinking.

Hello Aggretsuko indeed!