President and professional winner whiner Donald Trump embarks today on his first overseas trip as the President to Saudi Arabia, Israel and Europe. Fortunately Congressman and professional Trump troller Ted Lieu (D-CA) provided a cheat sheet to help the woefully unprepared Trump during the trip:

Thank you, Rep. Lieu, for doing our country this service.


  1. I really hate how he’s pro-Israel.

  2. Fuck Ted Lieu. I’d rather have Russia as an ally than Israel. Russia hasn’t committed ethnic cleansing in recent decades until zionazis.