This is Pepper the Japanese robot:

Pepper is a four-foot, sixty-pound, $1650 robot that can talk, dance, tell jokes, but one thing it shouldn’t do is have sex with you.

When Pepper went on sale in Japan this summer, it promptly sold-out, but apparently the concerns that some customers would use it as a sex robot were real enough that Pepper came with a warning from its manufacturer: “the policy owner must not perform any sexual act or other indecent behavior.”

I’m not sure how this rule would actually be enforced, but, well, if this turns you on to the point where you want to fuck it:


Well, uh…don’t know what to say to that.


In the meantime, here’s a video of Pepper for your masturbatory viewing pleasure:


  1. WHAT