U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley told the Security Council today that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is “begging for war”.

Speaking at an emergency Security Council meeting following North Korea’s sixth and strongest nuclear test, Haley said, “We have taken an incremental approach, and despite the best of intentions, it has not worked.” She urged the adoption of stronger sanctions.

Luckily, we have a sober and experienced President who knows how to–ah, screw it, we’re all gonna die!

2 Comments

  1. They need deterrence. The US imperialists have attacked and destroyed many nations. It’s called self defence.

  2. Just like Emperor Hirohito of Japan, This Kim Jong Un is giving all Asians a bad rap. WWII was the start of a very bad mark on everyone of Asian background because of the Japanese Emperor. There are no such things as hate groups in the light of dangerous Asians like this Korean guy, and I’m Japanese-American. We as a group need to display a sense of responsibility to the world to counter the Asian punks.