Yes, today is International Banana Festival Day—the special day each year when we pay tribute to that most phallic of foods (all apologies to the sausage). So to honor this occasion and give the banana its due, I present to you a collection of images from the web of all the awesome things bananas can do besides be eaten seductively by a sexy woman.

Happy International Banana Festival Day! I was going to try to eat a little healthy for the rest of the week, but I guess I have no choice but to stop by House of Pies for some of their banana cream pie. On this day, it’d be un-American not to.

Oh, fuck it, here you go:


  1. Bananas are the perfect fruit! It’s been proven scientifically.