Unfortunately, I won’t be able to trek out to L.A. for all the opening night fun tomorrow at the L.A. Asian Pacific Film Festival. But I’m sure everyone will have a great time watching Offender Justin’s Fast Five (which opens stateside on April 29 for anyone living in Unabomber-style isolation). Check out this interview with the film’s screenwriter Chris Morgan from our friends at the Onion. It’s definitely one of the most informative interviews I’ve seen about the film:


  1. Dammit, Chris stole all my ideas!! Justin, call me, I have the concept for F6!! Two words: CYBORG DINOSAURS.

  2. I’m inspired to write my next script in crayon.

  3. It’s tough to compete against talent of this size.

  4. He gives a very convincing pitch.