So President Orange-utan was asked about the upcoming summit with Kim Jong Un and how he will tell if he can trust the North Korean dictator and his response was…let’s just say I’m unclear now whether Trump wants to negotiate peace with Kim or ask him on a date.
President Trump says he'll know "within the first minute" if the North Korea summit is going well.
Trump: "My touch, my feel, that's what I do." pic.twitter.com/8g1Jvi7Au7
— NBC News (@NBCNews) June 9, 2018
“That’s a good question. How long will it take? I think within the first minute, I’ll know,” Trump told the reporter.
“How?” the reporter asked.
“Just my touch, my feel. That’s what I do,” the president said.
And because that wasn’t disturbing enough, he continued with…whatever the fuck this response was: “You know, in the way they say you know you’re going to like somebody, like in the first five seconds? You ever hear that one?” Trump said. “Well, I think that very quickly I’ll know whether or not something good is going to happen. I also think I’ll know whether or not it will happen fast. May not. But I think I’ll know pretty quickly whether or not, in my opinion, something positive will happen. And if I think it won’t happen, I’m not going to waste my time, I’m not going to waste his time.”
Yes, Trump is approaching what may be the most important meeting in recent world history the same way he approached Stormy Daniels to gauge if she seemed open to fucking him or not.
This will go well.