Dear rich, powerful white people:

I don’t do this often–in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever done this–but I want to apologize to you. For stereotyping you.

You see, all this time I thought all of you were evil geniuses. That you were so slick, so devious, so goddamn fucking good at being rich, powerful white people that the rest of us couldn’t stand a chance against your white privilege cunning. Now, I know I was wrong because of these clowns:

And as we learned this past week, especially this one:

Now I understand you can be inept, idiotic, and evil completely minus the “genius” part. Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson in stereotyping.